1.
When straight people buy their babies questionable clothing:
2.
When they make hating their S.O. normal:
3.
When they're limited to laughing with just two letters:
4.
When soap is much too gay to use:
5.
When they say things that leave you speechless:
6.
When their sex lives are so full and lively:
7.
When "bone titties" become a thing:
8.
When they try to prove their allyship:
9.
When you begin to hear "Thirft Shop" playing in the distance:
10.
When they want a baby boy and girl to fall in love fresh out of the womb:
11.
When they lack common sense:
12.
When their own medicine is thrown back at 'em:
13.
When their gaydar is nonexistent:
14.
When they "support the gays" until...:
15.
When they think every queer person is meant to be with you:
16.
When you can't even breathe without being bothered:
17.
When this aesthetic is too on the nose:
18.
When they'll use any excuse to not queer it up:
19.
When the toxic masculinity jumps out:
20.
When the umbrella emoji becomes gendered:
21.
And finally, when they make some random shit up:
