Taika Waititi Is Too Good For This Earth And We Don't Deserve His Tweets, But Here They Are Anyway
"Sorry you're not me."
1. This street-side snack:
I love LA. You can find free sacks of half nibbled fried chicken just sitting on the pavement in broad daylight!
2. This spooky revelation:
When one door closes and another one opens it means you have poltergeists. Did you check if your house was built on a graveyard?
3. This superb Cate Blanchett drag:
One of the best things about making Thor: Ragnarok was getting to work with awesome Australian actors like Naomi Wa… https://t.co/rg0oIMjf9G
4. This valid, kale-phobic opinion:
I'm honestly not trying to be a smart arse, but kale has got to go.
5. This rich bitch throwback:
Recognise the little girl in the denim cutoffs? Well that bitch got rich and can now afford a t-shirt.
6. This sobering realization:
God dammit. This is a real kick in the guts.
7. This literal fact:
8. This...thing:
Hey @driverminnie, remember when you invited me over for "chicken giving birth to plants"?
9. This bun-less oven:
10. This self love:
11. This relatable selfie:
Selfie. #nofilter
12. This PSA for kids everywhere...especially Taika's:
13. This sound advice:
14. This incredible art piece:
Stick insect with inflamed testicles. Collaboration between Taika Waititi & Nature, 2017.
15. This Maury episode:
16. This bad idea:
This morning I ran to the top of a hill to clear my mind. My mind said "you're a fucking idiot, now we're stuck at… https://t.co/sEr3cyfBrE
17. This Fifty Shades of Grey sequel:
18. This early Thor: Ragnarok sneak peek:
Ragnarok
19. This emoji you should never send to Taika (send it):
Because I hate it.
20. This artistic choice:
My rejected poster design.
21. This godly LOOK:
Sorry you're not me. #god
22. This decent guess:
I'm guessing Litigious, Literati, Lithe, or Little.
23. This sticky rebranding:
Unicorn jizz.
24. This cure for writer's block:
25. And finally, this perfect way of celebrating:
How do we celebrate $121 million at the US box office this weekend? Fish fingers for dinner. Thank you everyone who… https://t.co/qWyMRrhlIg