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When you've become nose-blind to the smell of cow 💩:
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When the Grapevine is the only thing separating you from the civilization:
3.
When you see a little bit of yourself in your area code:
4.
When the fog turns your day into a real life horror movie:
5.
When the summer is unbearably hot...
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...and the winter is tragically cold:
7.
When Fresno is basically the only place you go to see a concert:
8.
When you make one too many trips to Wally World:
9.
When it's not traffic that makes you late...it's farming equipment:
10.
When the smog never seems to escape:
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When lifted trucks rule the streets...
12.
...as do horses, sometimes:
13.
When your seasonal allergies became year-long allergies:
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When going to the river during a hot day is all too common:
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And finally, when you find the beauty in simplicity: