19 Roommates Who Woke Up And Immediately Chose Chaos

Time to change the locks.

1. This roommate who doesn't deserve nice things in their life:

My roommate ate all of the peanut butter cups off of the cupcakes that were made from mildlyinfuriating

2. This roommate who created an impressive balancing act:

My roommate has hit new peaks of laziness from mildlyinfuriating

3. This roommate who must have thought the cookie sheet was possessed: 

We love roommates pt. 2 from mildlyinfuriating

4. This roommate you should be grateful you don't live with during a pandemic:

My sick roommate put their soda with the same amount next to mine from mildlyinfuriating

5. This roommate who must hate a good crunch on a chip:

The way my roommate uses chip clips from mildlyinfuriating

6. This roommate who could have spent less time putting those tater tots in a container than figuring out how to fit a cookie sheet into the fridge:

My roommate doesn't put his leftovers in containers either. from mildlyinfuriating

7. This roommate who is just playing along at this point:

we love shitty roommates from mildlyinfuriating

8. This roommate who welcomed a fire with open arms:

My roommates seem to forget this exists from mildlyinfuriating

9. And this roommate who branded the wall:

My roommate lit incense between the bead board and the wall from mildlyinfuriating

10. This roommate who fought with a roll of foil and lost:

So my roommate used my tin foil from mildlyinfuriating

11. This roommate who's got jokes that aren't even funny:

My roommate got a food saver. I hate him. from mildlyinfuriating

12. This roommate who — by the looks of it — may have cooked directly on the burner:

Wanted to make a nice meal. Roommates habits had other plans. from mildlyinfuriating

13. This roommate who likes living on the edge:

It was my roommate’s turn to buy toilet paper from mildlyinfuriating

14. This roommate who seemingly thinks the back of the couch leads to another dimension:

My friend's roommate uses 1-day contact lenses and just drops them on the ground at the end of each day, mostly behind the couch from mildlyinfuriating

15. This roommate who probably thinks our plastic waste problem is a myth:

The way my roommate can never finish a water from mildlyinfuriating

16. This roommate who needs to get their life together:

How my roommate uses toothpaste from mildlyinfuriating

17. This roommate who should be required to eat that lettuce once it's all wilted and soggy:

My roommate used some of my veggies and instead of putting the tomato in a bag and sealing up the lettuce. She did this. from mildlyinfuriating

18. This roommate who has murder on the mind:

How my roommate places knifes in the drying board.... from mildlyinfuriating

19. And finally, this roommate who obviously can't be trusted with money:

Gave my roommate $10 to buy this. I received $0.35 as my change. from mildlyinfuriating

H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating.