2.
This person who's turned on by a breeze:
3.
This person who's disrespecting dogs everywhere:
4.
This person who invented a dog breed called "Nice nice":
6.
This person who's doing the most:
7.
This guy who needs to give up his phone to the authorities:
8.
This guy who's got one too many questions:
10.
This person who has a memory of .02 seconds:
12.
This guy who's just sooo random:
13.
This person who is a walking haunted house:
14.
This person who genuinely believes they've created a shortcut:
15.
This person who has no concern for human life:
16.
This person who shouldn't be allowed to speak to anyone ever again:
18.
This person who's really into short blocks of text:
19.
And finally, this guy, who, like every other guy in this post, is doing this whole texting thing WRONG: