These 19 People Are Not Allowed To Text From Here On Out

    "Hey beautiful let's test out your birth control."

    1. This mysterious guy:

    2. This person who's turned on by a breeze:

    3. This person who's disrespecting dogs everywhere:

    4. This person who invented a dog breed called "Nice nice":

    5. This...male:

    6. This person who's doing the most:

    7. This guy who needs to give up his phone to the authorities:

    8. This guy who's got one too many questions:

    9. This pest:

    10. This person who has a memory of .02 seconds:

    11. This soup lover:

    12. This guy who's just sooo random:

    13. This person who is a walking haunted house:

    14. This person who genuinely believes they've created a shortcut:

    15. This person who has no concern for human life:

    16. This person who shouldn't be allowed to speak to anyone ever again:

    17. This ignorant fool:

    18. This person who's really into short blocks of text:

    19. And finally, this guy, who, like every other guy in this post, is doing this whole texting thing WRONG: