If you love Panic! At The Disco as much I do, then you already know that they recently dropped two 🔥 singles.
And sure, new songs are fun, but ya know what's even more fun? Receiving a mystery potato with Brendon Urie's sexy face on it.
Yes, a friggin' potato. For the past 24 hours, some Panic! fans have weirdly received these potatoes in the mail.
They contain references to Panic!'s new album, but fans have NO idea who they came from or why they even got them.
All they know is that they're from a site called mysterypotato.com, where people can send potato gift boxes, mystery potatoes, and glitter bombs.
Some have even gone as far as to decipher what each potato means:
Urie hasn't fully accepted responsibility for this strange carb delivery, but he's definitely playing along:
I will point out however that in the new music video for "Say Amen (Saturday Night)", Urie takes a baked potato out of his oven...
...And proceeds to stab someone in the face with it, as one does.
For the lucky folks who got one, please, just bake it. No stabbing.
And as for you Brendon, I see you, and I'll be patiently waiting for mine.