15 Santa Decorations That Are Just Plain Bad Or Weirdly Sexual

They put the "Oh..." in "Ho Ho Ho."

1. This Santa who has an extra-special surprise in his bag:

This Santa figurine that looks like it’s carrying a dead baby. from CrappyDesign

2. This Santa who just wants to be filled up...with air:

Found where I blow up the light-up Santa Claus I bought from CrappyDesign

3. And this Santa who's excited to see you:

This Very Impressive Santa Balloon from CrappyDesign

4. This Santa who's had a longggg December:

Santa's angry from CrappyDesign

5. This Santa who will "stop 23 in days":

Santa stops 23 in days from CrappyDesign

6. This Santa who grows more powerful by the day:

Santas Bread Grows With The Souls Of Children from CrappyDesign

7. This Santa who showed us how elves are born:

Santa in labor from CrappyDesign

8. This Santa who was displayed in the most unfortunate way:

No space to put Santa mannequin? Ok, let's just hang it! from CrappyDesign

9. This Santa who needs to go back to the drawing board:

this santa plush's eyelashes are misplaced from mildlyinteresting

10. This Santa who wanted to stand out from the rest:

The "ho" on this Santa is backwards from CrappyDesign

11. This Santa who's got murder on the mind:

Santa's going to murder you in your sleep with a hockey stick. from CrappyDesign

12. This Santa who can apparently be worn in many different ways:

Ohhh it's santas' cheeks! It DEFINITELY doesn't look like something else. from CrappyDesign

13. This Santa who's always got his eye on you:

This santa and his eyes in Family Dollar from CrappyDesign

14. This Santa who should reconsider coming out from behind that tree:

The positioning of Santa and Rudolph on our new shower curtain from CrappyDesign

15. And finally, this Santa who has the ultimate surprise:

Why tf does he look naked? from CrappyDesign

H/T: r/CrappyDesign