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    15 Santa Decorations That Are Just Plain Bad Or Weirdly Sexual

    They put the "Oh..." in "Ho Ho Ho."

    1. This Santa who has an extra-special surprise in his bag:

    This Santa figurine that looks like it’s carrying a dead baby. from CrappyDesign

    2. This Santa who just wants to be filled up...with air:

    Found where I blow up the light-up Santa Claus I bought from CrappyDesign

    3. And this Santa who's excited to see you:

    This Very Impressive Santa Balloon from CrappyDesign

    4. This Santa who's had a longggg December:

    Santa's angry from CrappyDesign

    5. This Santa who will "stop 23 in days":

    Santa stops 23 in days from CrappyDesign

    6. This Santa who grows more powerful by the day:

    Santas Bread Grows With The Souls Of Children from CrappyDesign

    7. This Santa who showed us how elves are born:

    Santa in labor from CrappyDesign

    8. This Santa who was displayed in the most unfortunate way:

    No space to put Santa mannequin? Ok, let's just hang it! from CrappyDesign

    9. This Santa who needs to go back to the drawing board:

    this santa plush's eyelashes are misplaced from mildlyinteresting

    10. This Santa who wanted to stand out from the rest:

    The "ho" on this Santa is backwards from CrappyDesign

    11. This Santa who's got murder on the mind:

    Santa's going to murder you in your sleep with a hockey stick. from CrappyDesign

    12. This Santa who can apparently be worn in many different ways:

    Ohhh it's santas' cheeks! It DEFINITELY doesn't look like something else. from CrappyDesign

    13. This Santa who's always got his eye on you:

    This santa and his eyes in Family Dollar from CrappyDesign

    14. This Santa who should reconsider coming out from behind that tree:

    The positioning of Santa and Rudolph on our new shower curtain from CrappyDesign

    15. And finally, this Santa who has the ultimate surprise:

    Why tf does he look naked? from CrappyDesign

    H/T: r/CrappyDesign

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