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Setting a million different alarms that you'll probably sleep through.
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And counting every single hour of sleep you'll get if you just went to bed "right this minute."
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Regaining all the energy you DIDN'T have during the day...
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...and putting it to creative use.
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Telling yourself you'll go to bed right this second and then spending hours on your cell phone.
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Texting and calling friends who are obviously very asleep.
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Memorizing the hours of every late-night store/restaurant/coffee shop in your city.
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Eating every carb in sight...and then some.
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Watching an entire season and a half of a show in one sitting.
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Channeling your inner ninja and stealthily moving around so that no one else wakes up.
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Catching the sunrise and knowing you royally fucked up.
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Uncontrollably sobbing when your alarms go off five minutes after you fall asleep.
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Having the ability to nap pretty much anywhere and at any time.
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Drinking gallons of coffee just to seem like a normal functioning human.
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Lying to yourself when you say you'll "go to bed early" for once.
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Avoiding everyone else's judgment of your sleep preferences.
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Keeping this position all night long without moving.
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And finally, staying up late is the greatest and most powerful skill of all!
