I'd like to start this very important post with Exhibit A(ss).
And Exhibit B(ulge).
Normally I'd say "fuck the summer," but I'm feeling especially generous this year.
You're welcome. 🍆
Sure, sweatpants season was cute and all.
But even I have to admit that it's time to move on to bigger and better things. 😏
After all, you can't spell summer without "mm."
I'm happy to announce that thighs everywhere are now out in full force.
And those wild speedo packs are coming out of hibernation.
Some have even gone as far to shed the speedo all together.
Eggplants are now ripe for the picking.
Or stretching. Whatever floats your boat.
Pants have seemingly disappeared off the face of the Earth.
As have shirts and any other forms of restrictive garments.
If you didn't think summer was great before...
...I hope you (or your thirst) do now.
💦👀💦
