1. This husband who will somehow be shocked when this falls and breaks:
2. This wife, like this wine glass, lives on the edge:
3. This husband who might as well just write his name on the container:
4. This wife who just needs to begin dehydrating her own marshmallows:
5. This husband (and kids) who are hopefully not also drinking the milk from its jug:
6. This wife who was just being wasteful:
7. This husband who loves a hard-ass tortilla:
8. This wife who might get a visit from a firefighter soon:
9. This husband who probably did this just to piss off his wife:
10. This wife who is collecting mold at this point:
11. This husband who was close, yet so far:
12. This wife who apparently doesn't mind a little leftover food in her clean dishes:
13. This husband who created an unnecessary mix:
14. This wife who doesn't appear to know how bagels work:
15. This husband who can't even enjoy Pocky as God intended:
16. This wife who needs to retire from avocado cutting:
17. This husband who should only be allowed to buy one pack at a time from now on:
18. This wife who made this harder than it needed to be:
19. This husband who needs to be the one who washes all his damn laziness away:
20. This wife who didn't want the other chip bag to feel left out:
21. This husband who somehow made this happen:
22. And finally, this wife who might be part scavenger: