1. This boyfriend who spent longer spelling this out than he would have just cleaning it up:
2. This boyfriend who will be opening a toilet paper museum soon:
3. This husband who let the milk air out:
4. This boyfriend who turned a perfectly fine pizza into a wet pear mess:
5. This husband who definitely did this out of spite:
6. This boyfriend who — like this glass — lives on the edge:
7. This husband who committed a crime against an innocent sandwich:
8. This boyfriend who needs a burrito instructional video STAT:
9. This husband who needs a dedicated sour cream of his own:
10. This boyfriend who might need to think a biiiiiiiit harder about this:
11. This husband who will undoubtedly spill that soup and proceed to not clean it up:
12. This husband who gave it .001% effort:
13. This husband who makes sound effects no one asked for:
14. This husband who saw a perfectly good pot and went for it:
15. This boyfriend who is apparently fine with a bit of leftover wet food crumbs:
16. This boyfriend who has questionable snack choices:
17. This husband who doesn't like safety, I guess:
18. This husband who gave it nothing:
19. And finally, this boyfriend who technically isn't wrong, but also isn't right: