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This Is For Everyone Who Thinks Guacamole Sucks

Guacamole? More like guacanasty.

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Everyone seems to love guac.

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Many think it's a "delicious" dip...

...while others have developed an unhealthy obsession.

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But let's be real, guac is awful.

For starters, there's no denying that it looks identical to vomit.

Food should never look the same going in as it does going out.

And sure, it's probably healthy, but it's just not worth risking the livelihood of your tastebuds.


Your mouth deserves better.

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Aside from the looks, then you also have to deal with the texture.

It's chunky, slimy, and totally makes you feel unnecessarily uncomfortable.

Not to mention the fact that people are trying to add peas to an already questionable mix. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!

Add green peas to your guacamole. Trust us.

Everyone is shelling out their hard-earned cash without thinking twice...

...and it's even infiltrated our precious chip supply.

It's a guac eat guac world, and we're just out here trying to survive.

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Often times, guac haters feel pressured to conform...


...but it's time you let your voice be heard!


So don't be afraid to tell someone that guac sucks, because frankly, it does.

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