Celebrity·Posted on Sep 26, 201823 Awkwafina Tweets That Deserve To Be FramedIn fina we trust!by Pablo ValdiviaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This is Awkwafina. She's a rapper, actor, comedian, and one of many reasons I watched Crazy Rich Asians three times. Here are 23 of her funniest tweets: 1. On misunderstandings: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina TBT THE TIME I GOT A MASSAGE N THOUGHT THE DISPOSABLE PANTIES WAS A SHOWER CAP W A HOLE FOR MY PONY TAIL 06:43 AM - 26 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On ancestry tests: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina JUST GOT MY DNA ANCESTRY KIT BACK, I OPENED THE LETTER AND IT WAS A GIANT NEW YEARS DRAGON THAT SAID "SURPRISE, BITCH. YOU ASIAN" 09:58 PM - 10 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On cutting paper: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Remember that one asian girl in school who always had the insane ability to rip paper in a straight line without scissors? I wonder where she at now, what she did w her life and if she found inner peace 02:41 AM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On sounding your best: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Why is it that the only time I sound confident, assertive and articulate is when I am reciting a 28-digit serial number to an AT&T service rep? I’m out here overpronouncing numbers saying sht like “B AS IN BOY” lmao 12:35 AM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On finding your purpose: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina How can I find purpose in life if I can’t even find the “x” button on ads while playing candy crush 03:58 PM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On this "Pony" remix: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina I juz chugged an entire pamplemousse le croix And burped so deep it sounded like the first note of Ginuwine’s “Pony” 06:31 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On her torso: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina My torso so small I’m basically a neck w legs https://t.co/H2k1L6rTff 05:40 AM - 29 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On this sexy dolphin: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina I didn’t want to post this but racial prejudice still exists in this world and I would like to make one thing clear: just because we look alike and share the same sounding name, dis fish is not related to me https://t.co/NLABG2E3IG 04:23 PM - 20 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On weed: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina LA got me higher than this raccoon 05:03 AM - 31 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On proposals: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Everybody posting these "SHE SAID YES" posts like she would say no. U think she watched Goodfellas 39 times w ur dumbass to say no? 02:21 PM - 05 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On men: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina When you ask men to explain: 1. Bitcoin 2. Which PS4 Games Suck 3. China & The Global Economy 4. Black Mirror 5. Why They Didn’t Like Hillary Either https://t.co/4Y4RKAg4Xr 03:59 AM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On Asian parents: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina My grandma just mocked me for having only 27,000 followers on twitter while "Gaga has millions." U literally cannot please Asian parents 07:20 PM - 23 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On messing with wild animals: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Here's an ad for the Awkwafina instagram story, where a lil monkey flexes on me. I only bring the best entertainment 4 u https://t.co/HSYmYI1d5I 04:05 PM - 10 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On gaming: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Token hot gamer girls are: 1. “Not your average girl” bc she plays COD in a bralette while screaming GANGGANG in2 apple earphones 2. Calls you a little bitch for enjoying Little Big Planet 3. Says she’s just fortnite buds with your bf but is actually banging him too 06:51 PM - 16 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On appreciating art: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina “Art work? More like Fart work am I right” -me, talking to no one, at every museum 03:05 PM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On class: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina As a middle finger to all the big ass luxurious cars that have disrespected me on the road, my next whip gonna be this lil piece of sht so I can pull ALL the way up in a parking space, making all the big cars MAD bc they THOUGHT they found a spot https://t.co/uFMHCUtYan 04:13 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On realizing things: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Ur parents ever tell u the cops was gonna come if you put the backseat light on then u became an adult and realized that's some bullshit 07:33 PM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On her bop, "My Vag": AWKWAFINA @awkwafina I got recognized at the Verizon Store w my grandma and she asked for a pic w me. My gma literal took out a comb, brushed and fluffed her hair and got in it😂. She then asked the woman if she heard “My Vag” (she didn’t) and then said “My Vag is very silly, watch it on YouTube.” 06:41 PM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On Costco chicken: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Buying my ticket to Crazy Rich Asians opening day tomorrow, where I will show up at a non-descript theater and recite all of my lines at the screen while eating an entire Cosco chicken. 25 years, baby. Let’s show them how much this matters. 🥠🎉🍾 02:27 AM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On that one dude: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Always that one dude at kbbq who is suddenly a chef and cooks the meat on his own terms 04:15 AM - 02 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On Asian stereotypes: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Your asian stereotypes are lies because I literally just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what time 19:06 is. Is it even PM 08:28 PM - 26 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On outfit repeating: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina When you calculate exactly who you saw yesterday and how to avoid them at all costs Bc you wanna wear the same exact outfit again 07:54 PM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. And finally, on Lunar New Year: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Last night I wanted to pay tribute to my ancestors for Lunar New Year by making all of my friends take the chinese bus to Atlantic City with a $60 voucher to Harrah’s Casino that we won’t even use but rather just hold on to as we mill about the food court 05:11 PM - 17 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite