DISCLAIMER: I wish I could make these up, but these are from the very REAL minds of people who had one too many drinks. Enjoy!
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This tipsy entrepreneur:
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This conspiracy theory:
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This person who recorded the highlight of their night:
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This philosophical thought:
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This shocking confirmation:
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This person who pissed off a succulent:
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These strong words of encouragement:
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This Natasha Bedingfield stan:
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These ideas provided to you by whiskey:
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This reminder to look back into your camera roll:
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This person who's green with envy:
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And finally, this useful life skill: