27 Killer Design Choices That Are Exactly That — Killer, And Not In A Good Way

Maybe don't make a Christmas tree out of sharp, large pieces of glass...

1. This fan that lives a double life as an arsonist:

This electric heater can melt it's plastic casing when at full power. from CrappyDesign

2. This USB charger that's got some questionable wiring going on:

USB in a hotel room from redneckengineering

3. This parking lot that may cause you to spontaneously combust along with your car:

Park at your own risk. Explain spontaneous combustion to your insurance company. from dangerousdesign

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4. This sink that is hungry for hands:

Hair-trigger disposal switch at waist level. I didn't need that hand anyway. from CrappyDesign

5. This shower that'll pull you into another dimension:

A shower with a high entrance, sharp edges, garish colors, and a hole. from CrappyDesign

6. This telephone pole that is just chillin' in the middle of the road:

A telephone pole in the middle of a new road in Bosnia from NotMyJob

7. This staircase that makes no sense:

Found this on r/carpentry. I can see why someone wanted to fix this from CrappyDesign

8. This torch that'll burn your lips off:

This torch that looks like a vape from dangerousdesign

9. These mixed messages:

Almost did it, too from CrappyDesign

10. This electrical box that gets showered more than it needs to be:

I thought this belongs here from dangerousdesign

11. This bike path that is everything but a path:

Dangerous bike path from dangerousdesign

12. These stove knobs that were carelessly placed:

The stove knobs are next to the fire and kinda melted from CrappyDesign

13. This staircase that will have you gambling with your life each time you walk downstairs:

Wavy stairs to make going downstairs more fun from dangerousdesign

14. This pond that hopes you come home drunk one night:

ALMOST pulled a Michael Scott while delivering groceries today 😱 from DunderMifflin

15. This pot that has a second-degree-burn feature:

this is how its supposed to be from CrappyDesign

16. This deck that is out for blood:

Someone thought it was a good idea to only put lights on the bottom row of stairs on this deck, making top row completely invisible at night. Fell and twisted my leg on these a few weeks ago. from CrappyDesign

17. This chair-and-deck combo that apparently hates the elderly:

Every chair in this resort fits through the deck, and the majority of people who stay here are seniors. from dangerousdesign

18. These camouflaged bumps in a bike lane that are a lawsuit waiting to happen:

These obstacles are almost invisible on the bike lane from mildlyinfuriating

19. This secret door that's hiding an entire fire hydrant:

In the event of a fire, find the camouflaged door. from CrappyDesign

20. This chair that comes with a built-in weapon:

Ouch... from mildlyinfuriating

21. This "Christmas tree" that is anything but jolly:

Christmas tree, made out of sheets of glass. from mildlyinteresting

22. This conveniently placed hand dryer:

The “Feel the Power” sticker is very appropriate here from dangerousdesign

23. This school that I hope never catches fire:

The absolute crap design of my school. This is the place where every hallway intersects from CrappyDesign

24. This glass that is good in theory but bad in practice:

This reflection-free glass is nearly invisible from mildlyinteresting

25. This car that is just asking to cause a pileup:

Razor thing brake lights on the 5N. Extremely difficult to see in broad daylight. from LosAngeles

26. These scented scissors:

Let's get kids to put scissors up their nose! from CrappyDesign

27. And finally, this hotel door that has a toxic relationship with the heat lamp above it:

Heat Lamp vs Bathroom Door In My Hotel Room from CrappyDesign

H/T: r/DangerousDesign and r/CrappyDesign.