1.
When you couldn't catch 'em all:
2.
When sleeping over wasn't an option:
3.
When you were imprisoned in your own home:
4.
When you tainted anything you dropped:
5.
When you couldn't go out past dark:
6.
When you were judged for the color of your shirt:
7.
When your wardrobe was exorcised of skulls:
8.
When you couldn't even get a temporary tattoo, let alone a real one:
9.
When the only Eminem you could acknowledge were actual M&M's:
10.
When your movie catalogue was limited to comedies:
11.
When Harry Potter's scar became the sign of the devil:
12.
When you couldn't enter the 21st century:
13.
When you grew up with no knowledge of rock music:
14.
When the closest you got to weed was by pulling 'em out of the yard:
15.
When Las Ketchup was more than just a condiment for you:
16.
When your nails had to stay vibrant:
17.
When Halloween was rudefully ignored:
18.
And finally, when you were just trying to exist:
