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It's not delivery, it's nauseating.
BuzzFeed Staff
BuzzFeed Staff
I can honestly say that this is one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth, and I've had some pretty questionable things in there. The pizza was MOIST, and tasted weirdly sour and expired, and that's to no fault of the pizza itself. I know what you're saying, "Well, did you expect this to go any better you pizza-ruining idiot?" and honestly, I didn't. You're right. Love yourselves, because I clearly don't love me.
Crystal: I feel bad for everyone and everything involved in this. My apologies to DiGiorno for wasting a perfectly good cheese pizza and my apologies to Brachs for wasting an entire bag of their Halloween classics.
Pablo: Yes, we threw away a whole, perfectly good pizza. AND WHAT ABOUT IT?! This was for science, and the science betrayed us.