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This husband who thinks he's real funny:
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This boyfriend who I have about a million questions for:
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This husband who started an unnecessary collection:
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This boyfriend who managed to make candle burning weird:
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This husband who is apparently a scavenger:
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This boyfriend who, just...wow:
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This husband who can't be trusted to make purchases anymore:
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This boyfriend who wants everything he stepped on outside to go into his food:
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This boyfriend who doesn't deserve ice cream:
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This husband who won't be laughing when he's pushing his car:
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This boyfriend who can't be real:
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This husband who needs a "keep out" sign:
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This husband who is just lazy:
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This boyfriend who should learn to live with a little risk:
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This boyfriend who was so close, yet so far:
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This boyfriend who needs to watch a YouTube tutorial or something:
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This boyfriend who needs to understand that THE FLOOR IS NOT A TABLE:
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And finally, this husband who is asking to sleep on the couch for the rest of his life: