Buzz·Posted on May 6, 201721 Things Lady Gaga Does That No Normal Person CanShe was born this way.by Pablo ValdiviaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Swallow an entire octopus (or sea monster, IDFK what that is) and look FIERCE while doing it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Stroll down a red carpet riding a human-powered horse like the equestrian she was born to be. 3. Create an iconic black perfume "with the feeling and scent of blood and semen." 4. Walk in these 39,404,390-inch heels and maintain perfect balance. Even when coming off a plane! 5. Offer up her singing services in space. 6. Wear a dress made entirely of raw beef, make fashion history... ...and use it as a reason to avoid people. 7. Jump off a stadium roof in front of 117 million people and live to tell the tale. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "Bleed to death" on national television. 9. Literally float away in the world's first flying dress. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Write lyrics to a 🔥 bop on a typewriter while in a moving car. 11. Allow a fan to absorb her star power. 12. Make dead Kermits a fashion statement. 13. Smash an entire cake and then seductively roll around in it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Give birth to a machine gun in the name of ART. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Arrive at the Grammys in a human-sized "egg"... ...and emerge in the most fabulous way possible. 🐣 16. Hang out with the Dalai Lama like it's NBD. View this photo on Instagram 17. Overshadow pizza with some cake. 😏 18. Kill two people during a blood-soaked orgy with Matt Bomer... Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. ....and win a Golden Globe for it, because not only can she sing like an angel, she's also a killer actress. 20. Werk a slow-mo cam like no 👏 other 👏 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. And finally, create the Born This Way foundation, which is committed to empowering young people. Never change, Gaga. ❤️ Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF