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21 Things Lady Gaga Does That No Normal Person Can

She was born this way.

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1. Swallow an entire octopus (or sea monster, IDFK what that is) and look FIERCE while doing it.

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I know, it's fake, but STILL.

2. Stroll down a red carpet riding a human-powered horse like the equestrian she was born to be.

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3. Create an iconic black perfume "with the feeling and scent of blood and semen."

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4. Walk in these 39,404,390-inch heels and maintain perfect balance.

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Even when coming off a plane!

Queen.
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Queen.

5. Offer up her singing services in space.

Because aliens deserve to stan you too.
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Because aliens deserve to stan you too.

6. Wear a dress made entirely of raw beef, make fashion history...

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...and use it as a reason to avoid people.

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7. Jump off a stadium roof in front of 117 million people and live to tell the tale.

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8. "Bleed to death" on national television.

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9. Literally float away in the world's first flying dress.

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10. Write lyrics to a 🔥 bop on a typewriter while in a moving car.

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11. Allow a fan to absorb her star power.

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12. Make dead Kermits a fashion statement.

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13. Smash an entire cake and then seductively roll around in it.

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14. Give birth to a machine gun in the name of ART.

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15. Arrive at the Grammys in a human-sized "egg"...

Or vessel, as the artist calls it.
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Or vessel, as the artist calls it.

...and emerge in the most fabulous way possible. 🐣

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16. Hang out with the Dalai Lama like it's NBD.

Instagram: @dalailama

17. Overshadow pizza with some cake. 😏

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18. Kill two people during a blood-soaked orgy with Matt Bomer...

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19. ....and win a Golden Globe for it, because not only can she sing like an angel, she's also a killer actress.

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20. Werk a slow-mo cam like no 👏 other 👏

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21. And finally, create the Born This Way foundation, which is committed to empowering young people.

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Never change, Gaga. ❤️

The Hollywood Reporer

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