2.When you unwillingly summon your mom's favorite weapon...
3....see your life flash before your eyes...
4....and then play the most dangerous game of hide-and-seek ever:
5.When you use Matrix-style survival tactics:
6.And when you pretend that you're not even bothered:
7.When you realize you're no Kardashian:
8.When la chancla hurt so bad it felt like a goddamn nopal:
9.When you have to become your own attorney:
10.When you realize the importance of a good education:
11.When the chancla turns your face into a Picasso-inspired masterpiece:
12.When even the dog knows what's up:
13.And then fucks with you any way it can:
14.When it begins to show up in your everyday life:
15.When you get your cardio in at the most unexpected times:
16.When your parents try to make it about themselves:
17.When even a public space isn't safe:
18.And finally, when there are some stories just far too scary to tell:
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