1. This sink that doesn't actually have years' worth of grime on it:
2. This bathroom sink that went for the whole poop theme:
3. And this bathroom floor that leaned into the pee aesthetic:
4. These pots that look more expired than they do vintage:
5. These coffee cups that have no right to look as if they're covered in coffee grounds:
6. This soap dispenser that thinks it's being cute:
7. This fork that literally looks moldy:
8. These tiles that are ACTUALLY sold this way, I'm not kidding:
9. These pants that needed to stay on the shelf:
10. This carpet that looks as if it's infested:
11. This duster that comes pre-dusted, apparently:
12. This "marble" keyboard cover that looks as if someone wrote an essay while eating a melted Snickers:
13. And these "marble" drawers that will blend right in with the dust in your house:
14. These hotel curtains that decided violence was the way to go:
15. And this hotel carpet that matches those curtains:
16. This bowl that made some questionable choices:
17. And finally, this mirror that doesn't even serve its own purpose well enough:
