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For Everyone Who Was Sexually Awakened By Westley In "The Princess Bride"

"As you wish."

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If you haven't lived under a rock for the past three decades, then you've probably seen The Princess Bride.

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It introduced some inconceivable characters into your life...

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...but one in particular lit a flame that has yet to go out. 🔥

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I'm of course talking about Westley, the man of all your childhood dreams.

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It all started when he uttered these three magical words...

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...and then made you wish that he would look at you the way he looked at Buttercup.

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I mean, who could ever resist this intense degree of eye-fucking?!

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The answer is literally nobody.

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Your fragile heart couldn't bear to see his face go so quickly...

...but you knew he was much too perfect to be gone for too long.

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He put all other superheroes to shame by looking like a hot Hamburglar...

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...and looked sexy with his hair pushed back WAY before Aaron Samuels ever did.

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He weirdly turned you on when he lost his shirt in the pit of despair...

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...and made you say "point your big sword at me" more times than you care to admit.

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Your awakening was no match for that gorgeous face...

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...that deep, loving stare...

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...and his heroic ability to fight human-sized rats.

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If Westley somehow got the chance to ask for your hand in marriage, you would definitely say...

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"...as you wish."

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