If you haven't lived under a rock for the past three decades, then you've probably seen The Princess Bride.
It introduced some inconceivable characters into your life...
...but one in particular lit a flame that has yet to go out. 🔥
I'm of course talking about Westley, the man of all your childhood dreams.
It all started when he uttered these three magical words...
...and then made you wish that he would look at you the way he looked at Buttercup.
I mean, who could ever resist this intense degree of eye-fucking?!
The answer is literally nobody.
Your fragile heart couldn't bear to see his face go so quickly...
...but you knew he was much too perfect to be gone for too long.
He put all other superheroes to shame by looking like a hot Hamburglar...
...and looked sexy with his hair pushed back WAY before Aaron Samuels ever did.
He weirdly turned you on when he lost his shirt in the pit of despair...
...and made you say "point your big sword at me" more times than you care to admit.
Your awakening was no match for that gorgeous face...
...that deep, loving stare...
...and his heroic ability to fight human-sized rats.
If Westley somehow got the chance to ask for your hand in marriage, you would definitely say...
