3. …and BRENDON FUCKING URIE.
5. He was a fresh-faced cutie when he first entered our sad, emo hearts…
7. You just can’t deny this preciousness!
9. He has a knack for cleaning up quite nicely…
10. …and then, thankfully, taking it ALLLLL off.
12. And here’s what he looks like when he….well…use your imagination.
14. Anyway, here he is delighting us all with his sexy as hell smile.
15. AND HERE HE IS SHOWING IT *ALL* OFF.
Can we see your Urie or nah?
16. Brendon also has the amazing knack for looking classy AF while playing a moody piano piece.
18. Sin all over our tragedy, Brendon.
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏