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It’s True, Brendon Urie Will Make You Pregnant Without Even Touching You

He'll make your thirst Panic!

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If you were an emo kid in the '00s, there were some things you couldn't live without.

Like your band tees, straightener, skinny jeans...

...and BRENDON FUCKING URIE. 🔥

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From Panic! At The Disco fame, Brendon was, and continues to be, the reason the ~panic~ in your pants never dies.

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He was a fresh-faced cutie when he first entered our sad, emo hearts...

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...and has since gone on to become the reason none of us can sleep at night.

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You just can't deny this preciousness!

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🐶😍🐶

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He has a knack for cleaning up quite nicely...

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...and then, thankfully, taking it ALLLLL off.

Fueled by Ramen

Here's how adorable he looks when he wakes up.

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And here's what he looks like when he....well...use your imagination.

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😏😏😏

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Anyway, here he is delighting us all with his sexy as hell smile.

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AND HERE HE IS SHOWING IT *ALL* OFF.

Can we see your Urie or nah?
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Can we see your Urie or nah?

Brendon also has the amazing knack for looking classy AF while playing a moody piano piece.

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And this is what it would be like to be #blessed to wake up next to his near perfect features.

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Sin all over our tragedy, Brendon.

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