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    It’s True, Brendon Urie Will Make You Pregnant Without Even Touching You

    He'll make your thirst Panic!

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    If you were an emo kid in the '00s, there were some things you couldn't live without.

    Like your band tees, straightener, skinny jeans...

    ...and BRENDON FUCKING URIE. 🔥

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    From Panic! At The Disco fame, Brendon was, and continues to be, the reason the ~panic~ in your pants never dies.

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    He was a fresh-faced cutie when he first entered our sad, emo hearts...

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    ...and has since gone on to become the reason none of us can sleep at night.

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    You just can't deny this preciousness!

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    🐶😍🐶

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    He has a knack for cleaning up quite nicely...

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    ...and then, thankfully, taking it ALLLLL off.

    Fueled by Ramen

    Here's how adorable he looks when he wakes up.

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    And here's what he looks like when he....well...use your imagination.

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    😏😏😏

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    Anyway, here he is delighting us all with his sexy as hell smile.

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    AND HERE HE IS SHOWING IT *ALL* OFF.

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    Can we see your Urie or nah?

    Brendon also has the amazing knack for looking classy AF while playing a moody piano piece.

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    And this is what it would be like to be #blessed to wake up next to his near perfect features.

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    Sin all over our tragedy, Brendon.

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