1. "Why do the players dive like 90% of the time?"
2. "Why are there so many leagues? It's easier to follow one, like other sports."
3. "Why don't they score more goals? I would watch if they scored more often."
4. "It's the 90th minute. Why don’t they end the game when time runs out?"
5. "Why do they call it 'football' in England? There's nothing wrong with 'soccer.'"
Oh, maybe because they INVENTED it.