1. "Why do the players dive like 90% of the time?"
2. "Why are there so many leagues? It's easier to follow one, like other sports."
3. "Why don't they score more goals? I would watch if they scored more often."
4. "It's the 90th minute. Why don’t they end the game when time runs out?"
5. "Why do they call it 'football' in England? There's nothing wrong with 'soccer.'"
Oh, maybe because they INVENTED it.
6. "Why don’t they make the net wider? They would score more."
7. "What’s the point of the offside rule? They're making it harder to score."
8. "That's it? The game ended in a draw? Why?"
9. "Why don't Ronaldo or Messi play in the U.S.?"
10. "I hate soccer but I love playing FIFA."
11. "Why don't referees stop the clock when there's a foul?"
12. "Why are they only allowed three substitutions? They should be able to make more subs."
13. "Those children that players walk out with – are they the players' kids?"
14. "Why don’t leagues play a championship game? That makes no sense."
15. "Why are there no commercials?"
16. "Why aren't there any time outs? I need to pee."
17. "Which team should I root for? Pick for me."
18. "Why do Brazilians only have one name?"
19. "Why do teams get bumped down to a lower division if they're in last place?"
20. "Why can’t they touch the ball with their hands?"
21. "When is soccer season over?"
