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16 "Mexican" Halloween Costumes You Should Think Twice About Wearing

Or maybe think thrice if you still don't get it.

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These are Mexicans:

A group of people with diverse phenotypic traits, ethnic backgrounds, and religious beliefs.

This is not what Mexicans look like:

1. "Zapata Mexican Outlaw Mask"

Store description: "Our adult Zapata Mexican Outlaw Mask is an ideal accessory for creating a Mexican zombie, revolutionary or bandito costume."Apparently, there's a very thin line between looking like a zombie and a revolutionary.
totallycostumes.com

Store description: "Our adult Zapata Mexican Outlaw Mask is an ideal accessory for creating a Mexican zombie, revolutionary or bandito costume."

Apparently, there's a very thin line between looking like a zombie and a revolutionary.

2. "Hey Amigo"

Store description: "You'll be both muy caliente and muy hilarante this Halloween when you wear the Hey Amigo Adult costume!"You'll also be a jackass dressed as a jackass.
costumesupercenter.com

Store description: "You'll be both muy caliente and muy hilarante this Halloween when you wear the Hey Amigo Adult costume!"

You'll also be a jackass dressed as a jackass.

3. "Mexico Flag Dress"

Store description: "You'll be both spicy and seductive in this Mexican flag, one-shouldered dress."Spicy AND seductive? -______-
spirithalloween.com

Store description: "You'll be both spicy and seductive in this Mexican flag, one-shouldered dress."

Spicy AND seductive? -______-

4. "Mexican Man"

Store description: "Salsa on into Halloween in the Mexican Man Adult Men's Costume. Start your own fiesta in this vibrantly striped poncho with hysterical black mustache."You know, because Mexicans created salsa music.
spirithalloween.com

Store description: "Salsa on into Halloween in the Mexican Man Adult Men's Costume. Start your own fiesta in this vibrantly striped poncho with hysterical black mustache."

You know, because Mexicans created salsa music.

5. "Mexican Poncho"

Store description: "Hey, it's the Frito Bandito! Complete your south-of-the-border look with this Mexican Poncho Adult Mens Costume!"Hey, it's the Frito Bandito! A stereotypical cartoon mascot that Frito-Lay stopped using in 1971!
spirithalloween.com

Store description: "Hey, it's the Frito Bandito! Complete your south-of-the-border look with this Mexican Poncho Adult Mens Costume!"

Hey, it's the Frito Bandito! A stereotypical cartoon mascot that Frito-Lay stopped using in 1971!

6. "Tequila Princess"

Store description: "Be the life of the party with this festive sexy Mexican shotgirl costume. Everyone will definitely want a taste of what you're pouring!"Because every girl dreams about dressing as royalty from the majestic and intoxicating kingdom of Tequila.
yandy.com

Store description: "Be the life of the party with this festive sexy Mexican shotgirl costume. Everyone will definitely want a taste of what you're pouring!"

Because every girl dreams about dressing as royalty from the majestic and intoxicating kingdom of Tequila.

7. "Tequila Shooter"

Store description: "So be a real party girl in this great Mexican costume which will have everyone flocking to you for their free shots! Just add a sombrero to complete this South American look, Ariba!"South American? ::facepalm:: Oh, and you spelled "arriba" wrong.
allfancydress.com

Store description: "So be a real party girl in this great Mexican costume which will have everyone flocking to you for their free shots! Just add a sombrero to complete this South American look, Ariba!"

South American? ::facepalm:: Oh, and you spelled "arriba" wrong.

8. "Mexican Sombrero and Serape"

Store description: "First a siesta, then the fiesta!"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
partycity.com

Store description: "First a siesta, then the fiesta!"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

9. "Tequila Pop'N Dude"

Store description: "Tequila shots, anyone? Turn every party into a fiesta when you are dressed as the Tequila Pop 'N Dude. Just remember, what happens at the fiesta STAYS at the fiesta."Every party is technically a fiesta.
buycostumes.com

Store description: "Tequila shots, anyone? Turn every party into a fiesta when you are dressed as the Tequila Pop 'N Dude. Just remember, what happens at the fiesta STAYS at the fiesta."

Every party is technically a fiesta.

10. "Sexy Shooter"

Store description: "Serve up some flaming shots while in this spicy-hot Sexy Shooter adult womens costume."Spicy, flaming, hot: words used to sell Cheetos.
spirithalloween.com

Store description: "Serve up some flaming shots while in this spicy-hot Sexy Shooter adult womens costume."

Spicy, flaming, hot: words used to sell Cheetos.

11. "Toddler Mexican Serape"

Store description: Dress your little amigo up in a south-of-the-border style with our Mexican Serape Costume!Damn, little homie even brought out his baby huaraches for this one. That's commitment.
partycity.com

Store description: Dress your little amigo up in a south-of-the-border style with our Mexican Serape Costume!

Damn, little homie even brought out his baby huaraches for this one. That's commitment.

12. "Ole Mexican Serape"

Store description: "Take the fiesta wherever you go! Ole Mexican Serape features a rainbow of bright horizontal stripes over a traditional serape drape, with an opening for your head and a pull on design. Bottom fringe lends authenticity." Bottom fringe lends authenticity. o_O
partycity.com

Store description: "Take the fiesta wherever you go! Ole Mexican Serape features a rainbow of bright horizontal stripes over a traditional serape drape, with an opening for your head and a pull on design. Bottom fringe lends authenticity."

Bottom fringe lends authenticity. o_O

13. "Sexy Bandita"

Store description: "Spice things up with some south of the border heat when you wear this smokin' hot, Sexy Bandita adult womens costume."Deja vu all over again.
spirithalloween.com

Store description: "Spice things up with some south of the border heat when you wear this smokin' hot, Sexy Bandita adult womens costume."

Deja vu all over again.

14. "Taco"

Store description: "Think inside the shell this Halloween in this Taco adult costume. This is the spiciest funny Halloween costume available north of the border..."Ditch the hat and you could probably pull this off.
amazon.com

Store description: "Think inside the shell this Halloween in this Taco adult costume. This is the spiciest funny Halloween costume available north of the border..."

Ditch the hat and you could probably pull this off.

This is a Border Patrol officer detaining an undocumented immigrant:

Fun, right? So maybe you should think twice if you're thinking of wearing these:
Scott Olson / Getty

Fun, right?

So maybe you should think twice if you're thinking of wearing these:

15. "Border Babe"

Store description: "Straddle the border between being legally lovely and criminally hot in this Border Babe adult womens costume."Is there such a thing as "illegally lovely"?
spirithalloween.com

Store description: "Straddle the border between being legally lovely and criminally hot in this Border Babe adult womens costume."

Is there such a thing as "illegally lovely"?

16. "Border Patrol"

Store description: "The power begins and ends with you in this border patrol jumpsuit costume with front zipper closure."This isn't ICE, it's S&M.
fiercecostumes.com

Store description: "The power begins and ends with you in this border patrol jumpsuit costume with front zipper closure."

This isn't ICE, it's S&M.

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