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How Well Do You Know Festivus?

"I got a lot of problems with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!"

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  1. We'll start off with the easiest one of all: on what day is Festivus celebrated?

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    December 23
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    December 24
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    December 26
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    It varies, depending on how Frank Costanza feels about the commercialization of Christmas that year
  2. What was Frank buying when he realized that there had to be another way?

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    A toy train
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    A G.I. Joe
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    A doll
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    A football
  3. What happened to said toy?

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    Frank gave it to the man he was fighting with as a peace offering.
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    The other man snatched it out of Frank's hands and ran.
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    Frank and the man mutually agreed that neither of them would buy it, and they walked away.
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    It was destroyed.
  4. What's the pole made out of and what's the big advantage of this material?

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    Aluminum, which has a very high strength-to-weight ratio.
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    Aluminum, which Frank likes because it's cheap.
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    Titanium, which is durable enough to withstand any mishaps that may occur during the Feats of Strength.
  5. What does Frank find distracting?

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    Holly
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    Mistletoe
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    Thistle
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    Tinsel
  6. Who does NOT make an appearance at the Festivus Dinner?

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    The girl Jerry's dating
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    Tim Whatley
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    Estelle Costanza
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    The two guys from the betting parlor
  7. Fill in the blank of this Frank Costanza quote: "Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the _____________."

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    Crawl space
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    Attic
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    Billiard room
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    Basement
  8. Fill in the blank of this other Frank Costanza quote: "You couldn't smooth a __________ if you had a hot date with a babe…"

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    Merino sweater
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    Del Boca Vista T-Shirt
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    Silk sheet
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    Embroidered handkerchief
  9. What comes first?

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    The Airing of Grievances
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    The Feats of Strength
  10. Kramer goes on strike from H&H Bagels when they won't let him take the day off to celebrate Festivus. What does the sign he pickets with read?

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    We want Festivus!
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    It's cold! H&H bagels are day olds! Festivus is for the bold!
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    Festivus Yes! Bagels No!
  11. As Christmas presents for his coworkers, George claims to make donations on their behalf to what fictional charity?

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    The Children's Alliance
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    The Human Fund
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    The Coalition for the Elderly
  12. George brings his boss to Festivus Dinner. What's his boss's name?

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    Mr. Steinbrenner
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    Mr. Peterman
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    Art Vandelay
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    Mr. Kruger
  13. What does the Feats of Strength involve?

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    Wrestling the head of the household, and trying to pin that person to the floor.
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    Trying to defeat the head of the household in arm wrestling.
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    The head of the household holding his person of choice in a chokehold until that person screams for mercy.
  14. And finally, what does Frank Costanza say before challenging George to the Feats of Strength?

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    "Serenity now!"
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    "Let's rumble!"
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    "I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I felt vigorous!"

Happy Festivus, everyone!

Now go out and celebrate what is clearly the best holiday in existence.

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