28 “Real Housewives” Quotes You Need To Read To Believe

We’re so close, we are like Siamese cats.

1. On trying to become famous:

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dream big, Gretch.

2. On unrealistic expectations:

that would be a pretty tall order, tbh.

3. On proportions:

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nope.

4. On focusing on what’s really important:

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priorities.

5. On diagnosing medical conditions:

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*shaaaaaaade*

6. On X-rays:

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these things can be confusing…

7. On being ~tHirstY~

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8. On medical jargon:

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9. On dealing with problems in a constructive fashion:

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prob.

10. On owning your truth:

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Bravo

 

11. On Pinot:

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so Ramo-tional.

12. On great icons:

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Bravo

 

13. On oldies but goodies:

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but really.

14. On grammar:

lessons in the English language from Tre Guidice.

15. On similes:

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nope, not quite. try again.

16. On being candid about your intentions:

17. On drinking:

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who can’t?

18. On things that are similar:

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19. On finding a way to amuse yourself:

good call.

20. On rage:

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wait…what?

21. On trustworthiness:

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the essence of Kim Richards.

22. On the financial benefits of boobs:

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23. On lack of men:

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24. On trees:

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25. On hide and seek:

Bravo

26. On psychos:

27. On telling older peeps what’s up:

Milania = QUEEN.

28. On apologizing:

Bravo

 

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