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Can You Get Jerry Gergich Through The Workday?

WARNING: Clumsy and gassy man ahead.

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It's a normal day at the Pawnee, Indiana, Parks and Recreation department. Jerry is quite clumsy, and has a tendency to, well, ruin everything. He rarely makes decisions, and when he does, he makes the wrong ones. Leslie has hired you to make sure that Jerry doesn't single-handedly ruin the parks department today.

  1. Jerry's first task of the day is to make coffee for the office. What do you do to help?

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    Let him make it himself.
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    Make it for him, but let him take credit.
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    Have him go around and ask everyone what kind they want, then have him make it.
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    Let him make it, but first have him write an apology letter for when he inevitably screws up.
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  2. His next challenge is to give a presentation on Ramsett Park. What do you do to prepare him for this big moment?

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    Give him a motivational pep-talk and just hope for the best.
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    Tell him that no one will take him seriously if he farts during his presentation. That's good advice, right?
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    Quiz him on all of the facts he should have memorized.
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    Be honest and tell him how low everyone's expectations are of him.
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  3. Next, Jerry has to eat lunch. What do you do?

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    Feed him with your own dang hands.
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    Um... he can eat all by himself. Right?
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    Make him put on a bib.
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    Invite Gayle over to eat with him, to make sure everything goes right.
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  4. Here is your big test: Jerry says he has to go to the bathroom. How do you handle the situation?

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    Is this a joke? Let the man do his business!
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    Let him go, but stand outside of the door so you can go over a checklist of things he should have done while in there.
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    Let him go, but make sure he isn't a mess when he gets back to the office.
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    Tell him that you don't care what he does. He's a grown man, for Pete's sake.
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  5. Lastly, Jerry needs to address envelopes for an upcoming parks gala. What do you do?

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    Hand him each envelope to speed up the process.
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    Let him do it himself and go home.
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    Address all of the envelopes for him, because you let him do the first one and saw how poorly he did it.
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    Stay with him until he gets the hang of it, because he gets overwhelmed easily.
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