1. Meetings always start on time with Amy.

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She's in meetings all day long but manages to get everything done.
2. She organizes everything happening

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while smiling and doing yoga poses
3. She pays attention in meetings

so we don't have to.
4. She's basically like our mom.

5. She's originally a California girl,

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which basically makes her a celebrity, jerk.
6. When Amy goes on vacation

everything falls apart.
7. She's doesn't even need an appendix!

unlike us mere mortals.
8. She has a roof deck.

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That she never invited us to, jerk.
9. Amy is friend to the animals
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She's vegan, meaning she doesn't harm nature's beasts.
Happy Birthday Amy!

you da best!