Buzz·Posted on 28 Sep 202119 Things Every Australian Thinks When They Step Foot Inside Chemist Warehouse"These damn narrow aisles got me scuttling like Dr. Zoidberg in here."by olivia_bridgeBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. 🎶 "Oooh, I'm blinded by the lights!" 🎶 Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The Weeknd XO / Via giphy.com Anyone else feel assaulted by the lighting? 2. "Is there anything not on sale?" Lolo @lolofoufour This is literally just a regular picture of a Chemist Warehouse? nothing wrong there https://t.co/5wqWCpxhoi 12:33 AM - 22 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lolofoufour If you weren't blinded by the bright lights, prepare your eyes for the even brighter yellow and pink sale tags in every direction you look.Not to mention, a general aesthetic that screams "the end is nigh!" 3. "These damn narrow aisles got me scuttling like Dr. Zoidberg in here." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Futurama / FOX / Via media.giphy.com Who designed the store? And why? Do you just hate humanity? 4. "Is the store always overstocked on supplies?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The Simpsons / 20th Television / Via media.giphy.com As if the aisles weren't already overcrowded enough, now we have to dodge staff, other customers and stacks of unpacked boxes. 5. "Wow, how many celebrities have fragrances on the market?" View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @parishiltonfragrances Who knew that Paris Hilton could be known for having so many signature scents. 6. "You know what, I definitely do need that VB fragrance." View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @crazyforchemistwarehouse After all, what's better than smelling like Victoria's Best? 7. "I may as well do a cheeky wander while I wait for my prescription. I am almost out of Panadol." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Superstore / NBC / Via media.giphy.com Totally harmless, I'll only look at a couple of aisles. 8. "Where is the Panadol? Did I already walk past it?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Schitt's Creek / CBC / Via media.giphy.com Better do another lap of the entire store — just for good measure. 9. "Bulk tubs of magnesium tablets are on sale! Do I need any other vitamins while I'm here?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Apple Music / Via media.giphy.com We love discovering the many different ways to get our daily dose of collagen and turmeric. Do we really need these? Yes. 10. "You know what, I should probably just get a new tub of all of my vitamins and supplements." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Shameless / Showtime / Via media.giphy.com There's no better place to announce your new health resolution than in an overcrowded aisle at your local CW. 11. "Oh, I forgot they sell make up here and I do need more mascara." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Maybelline / Via media.giphy.com Maybe it's the convenience, maybe it's Maybelline. 12. "With self-care Sunday coming up, a new face mask is a need not a want." Peter McGlashan @PeterMcGlashan @HDiddyNZ @MadMaclegend @girvana @kiwi_kali @GavinHuet @heyxie @MarkCurrieNZ @Anorakj @marty_57 @keith_miller_nz @Womble101 @NewYorkNixon @Sportsfreakconz I could get lost in Chemist Warehouse, it’s like an LV Martin catalogue for health & well-being that came to life. So many things I didn’t know I needed til I found them! 07:12 AM - 26 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PeterMcGlashan Picture this: It's Sunday evening, you've got a glass of wine in hand and a face mask on — what better way to end the weekend? 13. "Alright, enough with the labyrinth, since when was the Panadol over there?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Labyrinth / TriStar Pictures / Via media.giphy.com I've circled through this store three times now and the Panadol definitely wasn't there. 14. "Wait...What did I come to the shops for again? Laundry detergent!" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Gravity Falls / Disney / Via media.giphy.com You never choose to go to Chemist Warehouse. It chooses you. 15. "Thank my lucky stars, there's laundry detergent at the check-out shelf!" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Superstore / NBC / Via media.giphy.com Of course, right next to the condoms and the Eclipse mints. 16. "Which register do I go to? Where is that voice coming from? Is anyone there?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Big Brother / Endemol Shine North America / Via media.giphy.com Strategically hidden behind a wall of even more items, you hear a voice, but you have no idea which register it came from. 17. "Phew, $250 dollars later and the medicine, laundry and bathroom cabinets are all stocked up." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Glee / 20th Century Fox Television / Via media.giphy.com But think of all the money I've saved long-term on bulk items. 18. "What's with the security? I haven't felt this nervous since I walked past the airport customs staff with a piece of fruit in my backpack." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF South Park / Comedy Central / Via media.giphy.com I don't feel like I've truly visited Chemist Warehouse, until I question my own shoplifting innocence on the way out. 19. And finally, "Oh crap, I forgot to collect my prescription from the pharmacist counter." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The Office / NBC / Via media.giphy.com Guess it's time for round two.