The Best Thing To Ever Happen On A Dating App

Tinder, Hinge, Coffee Meets Bagel, Grindr, PlentyofFish and Jswipe- What do they all have in common? Everyone is trying to get it in. In today's day in age, technology has caused romance to become more casual, but not for Jeffrey. He maintains perfect chivalry. We have all heard of dating app nightmares, but how about an app conversation turning into a poetry battle? Read on if you're interested in sweet rhymes and an unexpected plot twist.

It all began with one romantic opening line...

LOL get it? Blunt.... rolled..

Not bad Jeffrey, not bad

A mic was then dropped...

The mic was then kindly picked up

Alright Jeff we see you, boo

A buzzfeed article was then put on the table

Then J-Swag gave us some visuals to digest

You soooo romantic

damnnnnnnnnn. Where's the mic now? Did he just drop it?

NOW HERE'S THE PLOT TWIST

Like any respectable and mentally stable woman in today's society would do, our poetic princess went ahead and conducted some online stalking. After various hours of binge watching Catfish and successfully utilizing the google image search tool, it was made clear that Jeffrey was nothing but a....FAKE.

*GASP

YUP, A CATFISH

For those of you who haven't recognized who Jeffrey is just yet, his name is actually Keith Yandle aka an NHL New York City Rangers player. Yeah okay so poetic princess didn't recognize him at first, but whatever, that's besides the point.

So what did Poetic Princess do?!

OBVIOUSLY CALL HIM OUT ON HIS SHIT

* PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE MIC

yaaaaaaas queen

After the message was sent, our dear friend Jeffrey either de-friended the poetic princess or deleted his account. We aren't sure who he is or what would have happened if they met, BUT there's no doubt that the interaction was well worth this epic conversation to show. Did Jeff want to murder the poetic princess? The world will never know.