Are You Worth Kidnapping? – A Flowchart By Lemony Snicket

Are you worth kidnapping? You'd like to think so, but who knows for sure?? Lemony Snicket, that's who. Yes, the author responsible for the new book series All the Wrong Questions and A Series of Unfortunate Events, has now thoughtfully prepared this handy flowchart so that we may each determine for ourselves if a stranger bearing free candy and car rides is a threat, or just being generous.

Via lemonysnicketlibrary.com

For more troubling questions related to mysterious abductions check out "When Did You See Her Last?", the second volume in Lemony Snicket's bestselling series, All the Wrong Questions.