1.When you get to the security checkpoint at the airport for an international flight and you realize you forgot your passport:
2.When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking that included IPA, shots of 151, and mezcal:
3.When you walk in on your parents having sex:
4.Constipation:
5.When your girlfriend says, "Listen, honey. I love you. But... WE. NEED. TO. TALK.":
6.When you suddenly get a brilliant idea while you're tripping on shrooms:
7.When you order a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich and they give you a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich instead:
8.When your S.O., who you just moved in with, says you can't have the PS4 next to the television because it doesn't go with the decor:
9.When you're on a plane and the kid behind you keeps kicking your seat, you turn around and do this:
10.When you hear someone say that Justin Bieber is the great musician of our generation:
11.Finding out you have more money in your bank account than you originally thought:
12.When you're at a comedy show and then you're picked for audience participation:
13.When you walk into a bar and find out that happy hour is still happening:
14.When you're applying for health insurance and you don't know what to do:
15.When you're making hot pea soup with your blender, but forget to make sure the lid is completely closed:
16.The first time you discovered that 28008 backwards on your beeper actually spells out "BOOBS":
17.When your S.O. starts talking about marriage and you're like:
18.During the holidays, when you unwrap your one and only gift to find a Super Nintendo box, only to realize that your parents stuffed it with a bunch of sweaters:
19.When you get the uncontrollable urge to eat handfuls of Pocky Sticks:
20.In retail, when a rude customer keeps insulting you, and you've reached your breaking point, this is how you respond:
21.When people say that New York has better tacos than L.A.:
22.When someone says something so incredibly stupid you can't believe it actually happened, so you replay it again in your head only to realize it indeed happened:
23.When you see bacon:
24.When you're helping a friend to move furniture out of his apartment:
25.When a guy busts out his guitar and starts playing at a party even though no one asked him to:
26.When your S.O. leaves you and you're just like:
27.When someone gives you a really shitty book to read:
28.When you're walking down the street, minding your own business, then you accidentally brush against someone's ass, and they assume you were trying to grab them:
