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31 Thoughts I Had While Watching The First Episode Of "Dragon Ball Super"

GOKU DRIVES A TRACTOR. Warning: Spoilers ahead.

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3. Goku is driving a tractor. REPEAT: GOKU IS DRIVING A TRACTOR!

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Whenever we see Goku doing everyday normal things, IT'S GOLDEN. This is no different. He's certainly putting those driving lessons to good use.

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8. So, while Goku eats and trains, he lets Goten ride on the tractor, which he then drives over a cliff. I don't think this is said enough: Goku is a terrible parent.

On the other hand, I'll give Goku the benefit of the doubt and say he trusts Goten to use his Super Saiyan ability to not die via a freak farming accident.

9. Despite being the world's strongest warrior, Goku's wife Chi Chi keeps him in mad check.

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Even though he saved the world and helped bring her back from the dead.

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16. Gohan looks hipster AF.

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Just look at that cardigan and those yellow glasses. I really hope they bring back a kickass Gohan this series and not the weak character we saw in GT. Also, am I the only one who misses Cell saga Gohan?

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19. Goten and Trunks go on an adventure to find... cosmetics... for Videl.

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While some might find this ridiculous, I happen to find it charming. They just want to make Videl happy. You rarely saw moments like these in Z.

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23. Hmmm... the music is interesting.

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They've dropped the orchestral sound in favor of using synthesizers and electronic instruments. I don't know how I feel about this. I really dug that ultra-dramatic orchestral sound. Maybe it'll grow on me as the series progresses.

24. There needs to be a "Good Guy Mr. Satan" meme.

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The world has decided to award Mr. Satan the "World Peace Award" which entails a reward of 100 million zenis (Dragon Ball universe currency) . He gives all the money to Goku instead because, you know, Goku actually saved the world. Mr. Satan is a hack, but he's a lovable hack.

31. And finally, am I the only one who's always expecting the narrator for the English dub to interject in the end and be like, "FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON THE NEXT DRAGON BALL!"?

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