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Build A Fucking Pizza And We'll Give You A Fucking Compliment

Hi! Can I take your fucking order?

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  1. Thin crust
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    Thin crust
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    Thick crust
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    Thick crust
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    Deep dish
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    Deep dish
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    Stuffed crust
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    Stuffed crust
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  2. Tomato sauce
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    Tomato sauce
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    BBQ sauce
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    BBQ sauce
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    Pesto sauce
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    Pesto sauce
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    White sauce
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    White sauce
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  3. Pepperoni
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    Pepperoni
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    Sausage
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    Sausage
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    Chicken
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    Chicken
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  4. Mushrooms
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    Mushrooms
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    JalapeƱos
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    JalapeƱos
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    Pineapple
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    Pineapple
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  5. Crushed red pepper
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    Crushed red pepper
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    Peppercinis
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    Peppercinis
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    Ranch dressing
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    Ranch dressing
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    Parmesan cheese
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    Parmesan cheese
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Build A Fucking Pizza And We'll Give You A Fucking Compliment

You got: YOU NEVER FUCKING GIVE UP

You're unstoppable. You wake up every morning ready to conquer this motherfucker called life. When the universe throws a wrench into your plans, you kick the shit out of the universe and keep moving forward because you're a motherfucking badass. When no one else gives a fuck, you give ALL THE FUCKS, because you're a fucking beast.

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You got: YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

You're a real-life Disney fairytale, filled with magic, beauty, good-looks, and a lovable fucking personality. Your presence shakes people to their very core, because they respect the fuck out of you, and they just want your love and adoration. Keep doing your thing, homie.

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You got: YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS

Seriously, you're the sharpest knife in the drawer...so sharp you can cut a fucker with your brains. People come to you because you know what the fuck is up. You're a problem-solver, a go-getter, and a no-bullshitter, and most importantly, a motherfucking genius. Keep being you.

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You got: YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY

You bring life to every party with your wit and your quick-as-fuck sense of humor. You turn frowns upside down, and you pull people out of their slumps when they're feeling like total shit. This very fucked up world needs more people like you.

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