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People Are Obsessed With How Hilariously Bad "Madame Web" Is, And These Jokes Are Simply So Good

I literally had to go see Madame Web to make sure no one was exaggerating about how wild the ADR is in the movie.

This past weekend, Madame Web hit theaters, and let's just say, I can already sense it's going to be added to one of my favorite film categories: a bad movie that becomes a cult classic.

Dakota as Madame Web on a train, looking back over shoulder, with a poster in the background

In case you don't know, Madame Web follows Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson), a NYC paramedic who begins to demonstrate signs of being clairvoyant. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she suddenly finds herself protecting three young women from a deadly adversary who wants to destroy them.

cassandra exiting a subway station with 3 other women

Since reviews for Madame Web started hitting the internet, things were not looking great for the movie. With the New York Times review saying it's "absurd" and that "Dakota Johnson can't save this Spidey spinoff."

Dakota in Madame Web peering through spiderweb, sunlit trees behind

As of today, the movie holds a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 56% audience score. And, the Letterboxd reviews from fans are equally as funny, too.

Two user reviews jokingly comparing Madame Web unfavorably to Morbius and a dentist visit to listening to Imagine Dragons

However, with more and more negative reviews coming out and a hilariously chaotic press tour from Dakota, it made people even more intrigued to see the movie, thus Madame Web beginning to enter the category of "apparently so bad I just have to go see it for myself."

Sydney Sweeney in costume in Madame Web

So, people began to take to X, formerly Twitter, to share some of the best jokes about Madame Web. Whether you've seen the movie or not, this is some quality content. So, here are some of the best tweets:

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1.

Stay safe out there everyone.. so i had 2 tickets for the Madame Web movie in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more pic.twitter.com/agTxbbwhJp

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) February 15, 2024
@kirawontmiss / Via Twitter: @kirawontmiss

2.

This is how every line in Madame Web is delivered btw pic.twitter.com/PjjMqE31J0

— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) February 20, 2024
Michael Benjamin / Warner Bros / Via x.com

3.

Madame Web is hilarious because it treats the birth of Peter Parker like its the birth of Jesus but the rest of the story is about Jesus' uncle's coworker's very bad day. A Life of Brian without the jokes

— Sage Hyden (@sagehyden) February 19, 2024
@sagehyden / Via Twitter: @sagehyden

4.

It is now day 3 of Madame Web being so bad that no one has bothered to add the plot to Wikipedia

— Matt Fresh (@RealMFresh) February 16, 2024
@RealMFresh / Via Twitter: @RealMFresh

5.

Man, the screenwriting duo for Madame Web have had an absolutely historic run pic.twitter.com/nF2qhobHYf

— Will Mavity (@mavericksmovies) February 13, 2024
@mavericksmovies / Wikipedia / Via Twitter: @mavericksmovies

6.

mike flanagans madame web review is sending me so bad😭 pic.twitter.com/IlhkLY0dtd

— joe (@mcumagik) February 19, 2024
@mcumagik / Letterboxd / Via Twitter: @mcumagik

7.

The awkward cut makes it look like Dakota Johnson is rushing to the car to save Dakota Johnson who’s already in the car. #MadameWeb pic.twitter.com/xag2dHH74s

— Jay Thomas (@GroundhogJay_) February 13, 2024
@GroundhogJay_ / Sony / Via Twitter: @GroundhogJay_

8.

Madame Web being so bad that it’s actually getting people to the theater and becoming a successful cult classic is my Roman Empire pic.twitter.com/fR5G4lZylV

— Marquis The Honey Bear (@MarquisHoney) February 20, 2024
@MarquisHoney / Sony / Via Twitter: @MarquisHoney

9.

I kinda love how the response to Madame Web is "the movie's dogshit but they deserve to play MCU variants of their characters". pic.twitter.com/KMJ0Ljf6N2

— jayiswat05 (Jennifer Walters' Husband) (@jayis_wat05) February 18, 2024
@jayis_wat05 / Sony / Via youtu.be

10.

Madame Web says to Young Uncle Ben “what, you don’t wanna get shot in queens?” in their first scene together. Just in case you wanted to know what kind of movie it is

— Cosmonaut sucraM (evil) (@CosmonautMarcus) February 15, 2024
@CosmonautMarcus / Via Twitter: @CosmonautMarcus

11.

I’M SORRY. THE DIRECTOR OF MADAME WEB ALSO DIRECTED PRAGUE, THE EP OF SUCCESSION WITH TOM’S BACHELOR PARTY??? HUH?!?????? pic.twitter.com/Fbhe97PpPu

— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (@EmmaTolkin) February 19, 2024
@EmmaTolkin / IMDb / Via Twitter: @EmmaTolkin

12.

My favorite Madame Web detail was that when she dons this outfit she’s on her way to a funeral pic.twitter.com/S0Vdv7Pbo8

— Sydney🚀 (@CountVolpe) February 15, 2024
@CountVolpe / Sony / Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @CountVolpe

13.

Madam Web was a cinematic tour de force
Writing? Abysmal.
Pacing? All over the place.
Acting? Not one line delivered convincingly.

Cannot recommend it enough

— Carla GuginHeaux (@bingomilf) February 15, 2024
@bingomilf / Via Twitter: @bingomilf

14.

Madame Web got my brain to such a weird place that my Oura ring thought i was asleep pic.twitter.com/idKw9AVi7w

— ali segel (@OnlineAlison) February 18, 2024
@OnlineAlison / Via Twitter: @OnlineAlison

15.

Madame Web is one of the best movies ever about Spiderman’s uncle’s coworker

— Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn) February 18, 2024
@zachbdunn / Via Twitter: @zachbdunn

16.

Madame Web Spoilers

“Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility”

Genuine line from the script

— Heavy Spoilers (@heavyspoilers) February 14, 2024
@heavyspoilers / Via Twitter: @heavyspoilers

17.

how you all sound leaving screenings of madame web pic.twitter.com/Ngx0fkTEIk

— joe muad’dib (@hackermanjoe) February 15, 2024
@hackermanjoe / FXX / Via Twitter: @hackermanjoe

18.

sony just has no ability to read internet culture. they missed the point of the joke so hard it led to them rereleasing morbius when it became a meme, and they whiffed again by removing the "he was in the amazon" line from madame web. people would have cheered in their seats.

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) February 14, 2024
Zach Silberberg / Via Twitter: @zachsilberberg

19.

Madame Web
2 Madame 2 Web
Madame Web: Tokyo Drift
Madame Web 4
Madame 5
Madame Web 6
Web 7
The W8 of the Web
M9: The Madame Saga
Madame X
Madame X: Part 2

— Jared Gilman (@realJaredGilman) February 19, 2024
@realJaredGilman / Via Twitter: @realJaredGilman

20.

Me, as the credits roll on Madame Web: pic.twitter.com/WU8giPjby1

— Henry Gilbert (@hEnereyG) February 15, 2024
@hEnereyG / Marvel / Via Twitter: @hEnereyG

21.

Just saw Madame Web and it was terrible and I loved every second of it pic.twitter.com/U3xezwIkOR

— Ꮓαcн 🤷🏼‍♂️ (@ZachNyx) February 16, 2024
@ZachNyx / Via Twitter: @ZachNyx

22.

The Villain in #MadameWeb pic.twitter.com/vTtKr3zNYX

— Molted (@Moltedomen) February 18, 2024
@Moltedomen / Via Twitter: @Moltedomen

23.

need one of these from everyone involved in madame web. starting with all the ADR pic.twitter.com/SSynUPeV64

— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) February 15, 2024
Hunter Harris / Simon & Schuster / Via Twitter: @hunteryharris

24.

This is the funniest Madame web review I have seen 😂 pic.twitter.com/xVBdQ6QdOc

— Ayman (@GuyWhoConquers) February 17, 2024
@GuyWhoConquers / Ashley K. Smalls / TikTok / Via tiktok.com

25.

Spider-Man: “Oh my God! Why won’t My Damn Web shoot out.”

Madame Web: pic.twitter.com/Fb62t3by6i

— Ben 🏳️‍🌈🪃🎬 (@The_GM_is_God) February 15, 2024
@The_GM_is_God / 20th Century Fox / Marvel / Via Twitter: @The_GM_is_God

26.

When you take on the responsibility, great power will come 💀#MadameWeb pic.twitter.com/pMKKnB6qjr

— BLURAYANGEL 🦇 (@blurayangel) February 17, 2024
@blurayangel / Sony / Via Twitter: @blurayangel

27.

They dropped the Fantastic Four cast on Madame Web day

And then they dropped the xmen 97’ trailer the next day just to be safe 💀💀💀

— Monkey D. Hernandy (@hernandy_s) February 15, 2024
@hernandy_s / Via Twitter: @hernandy_s

28.

The worst thing about Madame Web is that there is no way we can gaslight Sony twice and get them to put it back in theaters later. https://t.co/BMYqtf0IAf

— Ultima Reload (@UltimaShadowX) February 13, 2024
@UltimaShadowX / Sony / Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @UltimaShadowX

29.

I will probably never see #MadameWeb, but I will consume every chaotic moment of this press tour. pic.twitter.com/yWbsnrswcz

— Marissa Monticolo (@MMonticolo) February 17, 2024
@MMonticolo / MTV UK / Via tiktok.com

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