Buzz·Posted on 1 Sep 201536 Tweets That Prove That Indian Women Are Frickin' HilariousIf you've ever said that girls aren't funny, you're just following the wrong people.by Nirali ShahBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta Which idiot called it the 'Smoking Room' and not 'Chamber of Cigarettes' ?!! 06:27 AM - 02 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sir Anuya @effyourstylist Haven't watched Bombay Velvet, but that's okay because I touched a rat at Dadar station once and it seems like the same experience. 06:53 AM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Oh Kay. @MoarCaffeine My bad tweets are just loyalty tests. 04:49 PM - 25 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. glistening placenta @AccioBae Me talking about my crush when he isn't looking 09:47 AM - 29 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta Aliens: We're going to highjack your planet. Indians: Humare paas Telebrands ka Nazar Raksha Kawach hai. 08:34 AM - 16 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Crapo @Creepowoman Just did the hand-out-of-taxi-to-feel-the-rain thing from Wake Up Sid and cabbie yelled at me saying "PEHLE BOLNE KA NA RIGHT LENA HAI" 10:20 AM - 24 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Oh Kay. @MoarCaffeine Of course God exists. Too bad he's busy showering his blessings on people who are sneezing. 01:50 PM - 31 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta I put the :/ in http:/ 07:06 PM - 26 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux If you commit a crime 90 times, you will only get caught 45 times. Because: Sin 90 = Cot 45 04:47 PM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Purva @thatobesewoman Lets take a moment to acknowledge the oddity of Akshay Kumars shaved armpits in this movie.Boat party anyone? 12:43 PM - 01 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Chronicus Skepticus @chronicskeptic "Tu bahar mil." ~ Schrödinger's cat 03:13 PM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Namelass @DilliBelle India's national food should be Kasam. 04:35 PM - 09 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta Now that we're married, it isn't just herpes,, its OURpes. 05:55 AM - 19 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Frootifer ❀(*´◡`*)❀ @Oinkoo Maine bola pneumonia ka p silent hai, usne pyar ka p bhi silent kar diya. #friendzoned 06:07 PM - 05 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Oh Kay. @MoarCaffeine Standing up for the national anthem in theaters after I've comfortably settled in recliner seats is slowly killing my patriotism. 04:29 PM - 02 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Shruti @ShrutiSeTakkar Arnab Goswami is what happens when a CapsLock key comes to life. 06:15 AM - 10 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Crapo @Creepowoman This lizard is on the wall in the same position for the 3 days now. Either it's pretending to be dead or my ex installed a funshaped webcam. 02:08 PM - 24 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. glistening placenta @AccioBae Everybody's a Prabhudeva if you put a bee in their chaddis 05:57 PM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta Why are pizza slices shaped that way ?? Do they expect our mouths to get wider after each bite ?? 08:45 PM - 29 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Crapo @Creepowoman Typos. Because Nazar na lage aise mindblowing tweet ko. 05:43 AM - 17 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Purva @thatobesewoman But pens hasn't even taken us out to dinner first! 08:45 AM - 24 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. P @lovehandle_ If you take the words 'Daaru', 'Gaadi' and 'Kudi' out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is 'oho x10'. 04:52 AM - 15 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta When I die I want to donate my body to science. Science: I have a boyfriend. 04:39 PM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. P @lovehandle_ Its really cute how girls only mention their age in their bio till they're 19. After that, its all 'voracious reader' & 'dog lover'. 09:22 AM - 08 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Karen is an illusion @KarenDcosta Disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid. 12:11 PM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Lola Kuttiamma @Priya_Menon #MySalaryIsLike God. Not seen, not heard, and often felt for its absence. 01:33 PM - 06 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Lola Kuttiamma @Priya_Menon Doctor : where does it hurt? Me : *shows him tweets with 0 favs and 0 RTs* here 03:52 PM - 20 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Crapo @Creepowoman Whatever, ink cartridges, STOP WHINING AND START WORKING AGAIN, WE ARE ALL EMPTY INSIDE. 03:48 PM - 14 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux "Truth or dare?" "Truth" "What's your credit card number?" 08:35 AM - 25 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. udnan @npueu Sorry, your password must contain the names of eight rare minerals, thirteen types of pasta and the full lyrics of Mental manadhil. 05:48 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Purva @thatobesewoman There is vegetarian and then there is "I won't kiss you on the mouth because you had butter chicken last week" vegetarian. 12:21 PM - 15 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Namelass @DilliBelle Ordered something known as a Pizzette, got four of Usha Uthup's bindis instead. 09:21 AM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. π @pi_alize *stares into the abyss* *abyss pretends to do something on its phone* 07:24 AM - 24 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Chronicus Skepticus @chronicskeptic You don't know what maternal is until you've seen me nurse a grudge. 12:39 PM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Frootifer ❀(*´◡`*)❀ @Oinkoo Main Roti rehti hoon, wo Atta hi nahi.. 09:30 AM - 19 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Damsel in This Dress @secondofhername If I changed my twitter name to 'Dreams', very few Indian kids would ever follow me. 01:50 PM - 05 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite