Buzz·Posted on 14 Jun 201617 Hilarious Tweets About Indians Travelling Abroad"The fastest way an Indian learns maths is when he shops abroad."by Nirali ShahBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Priyal @priyal If we don't get off the flight within the first 50 seconds of it landing, the flight will take off again with us in it - Indians 05:43 AM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. π @pi_alize You know you're in an Indian airport when the lady in front of you chugs the 1ltr carton of juice she isn't being allowed to check in. 05:08 AM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Moon @moonsez Even a short stopover to catch a connecting flight can make Indians experts on everything about the country. 05:15 PM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rohan @mojorojo I just caught myself doing that thing where my accent changes because I'm abroad so brb killing self actually not brb because killing self 01:52 PM - 06 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sonali Thakker @SonaliThakker #WhenIndiansGoAbroad We don't go abroad, we go to 'fourun' 05:33 PM - 27 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Zorg @prtxt I want to go to abroad once, only to listen to "Ye jo desh hai tera.." there, get all nostalgic and return like a boss. 05:41 PM - 08 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Saha @mynameiskand You know you're travelling with Indians the moment a flight lands and is still taxing 03:09 PM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sapan Verma @sapanv One good thing about rupee falling is that now if you go abroad, your friends and relatives won't ask you to get an iPhone for them. 08:12 AM - 28 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sahil Shah @SahilBulla The fastest way an Indian learns maths is when he shops abroad. 11:14 AM - 06 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Azeem Banatwalla @TheBanat Mineral water prices are the only reason why Indians abroad remain patriotic. 09:30 AM - 13 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Azeem Banatwalla @TheBanat Duty Free is a strange term considering it's pretty much your duty to bring back cheap chocolates for people when you go abroad. 07:09 AM - 20 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sapan Verma @sapanv My dad is always excited when I go abroad for shows. He's not proud, he's just looking forward to the two duty-free bottles of whiskey. 10:38 AM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. k @krazyfrog Someone returns from abroad and suddenly the amount of chocolate in the house increases by 400%. 06:27 AM - 30 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. dorku @Dorkstar Things people get when they come from abroad: Chocolates, liquor and an accent. 05:18 AM - 08 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ivan Mehta @IndianIdle Indians are the only humans who travel abroad and search for an Indian restaurant to eat. 04:26 AM - 03 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sapan Verma @sapanv Dear people abroad, I apologise on behalf of all Gujaratis traveling in groups. It's like they've put on imaginary earphones. Hence so loud. 07:38 AM - 12 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rajat @Extranaut It seems like Indians only go abroad to click pictures of cars they will never own. 05:35 AM - 14 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite