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17 Hilarious Tweets About Indians Travelling Abroad

"The fastest way an Indian learns maths is when he shops abroad."

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If we don't get off the flight within the first 50 seconds of it landing, the flight will take off again with us in it - Indians

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You know you're in an Indian airport when the lady in front of you chugs the 1ltr carton of juice she isn't being allowed to check in.

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Even a short stopover to catch a connecting flight can make Indians experts on everything about the country.

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I just caught myself doing that thing where my accent changes because I'm abroad so brb killing self actually not brb because killing self

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#WhenIndiansGoAbroad We don't go abroad, we go to 'fourun'

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I want to go to abroad once, only to listen to "Ye jo desh hai tera.." there, get all nostalgic and return like a boss.

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You know you're travelling with Indians the moment a flight lands and is still taxing

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One good thing about rupee falling is that now if you go abroad, your friends and relatives won't ask you to get an iPhone for them.

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The fastest way an Indian learns maths is when he shops abroad.

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Mineral water prices are the only reason why Indians abroad remain patriotic.

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Duty Free is a strange term considering it's pretty much your duty to bring back cheap chocolates for people when you go abroad.

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My dad is always excited when I go abroad for shows. He's not proud, he's just looking forward to the two duty-free bottles of whiskey.

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Someone returns from abroad and suddenly the amount of chocolate in the house increases by 400%.

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Things people get when they come from abroad: Chocolates, liquor and an accent.

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Indians are the only humans who travel abroad and search for an Indian restaurant to eat.

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Dear people abroad, I apologise on behalf of all Gujaratis traveling in groups. It's like they've put on imaginary earphones. Hence so loud.

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It seems like Indians only go abroad to click pictures of cars they will never own.

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