Hello. If you live in India, you've UNDOUBTEDLY come across Airtel's 4G ad campaign and the SATAN DEVIL CHUDAIL WOMAN at the heart of them.
1. Don't enter a contest with a clear advantage and then be a dick about it.
2. And DO NOT stand up and show off and then try to sell people your products while they're down.
3. You can't just walk into a cafe, see a bunch of girls and start asking them real personal questions to sell your stupid 4G.
4. And you definitely can't walk up to perfectly innocent shoppers and start plying your products to them.
They do not looked pleased.
5. DO NOT INTERRUPT BOWLING CHAMPIONSHIPS TO CHECK WHOSE MOVIE DOWNLOAD SPEED IS BETTER.
6. And DON'T be more annoying about it. You're already annoying enough.
7. You honestly cannot corner people on a boat with no chance of escape...
8. And then personally victimise them just because you have 4G.
9. It's not polite to listen in on people's conversation and jump in and sell your products if they say anything remotely related.
10. You know what's frowned upon? Entering a room full of peacefully sleeping women and disturbing them.
11. ๐ DON'T ๐ PULL ๐ BLANKETS ๐ OFF ๐ SLEEPING ๐ HUMANS๐
12. And you're a real awful human if you're responsible for making people look and feel like this.
13. For gods sake, don't get on stage at a concert and play shitty ass music on your shitty ass phone speakers, damnit.
Seriously.
14. A nice thing to do is take a group picture when asked. It's not nice to start asking them what they do with their phones on their own time in front of their whole family.
15. Because that's rude. And might make people mad.
