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24 Reasons An Indian Wedding Is The Only Wedding You Want

Ain't no shaadi like a big fat Indian shaadi.

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1. The shaadi ka ghar is pimped out weeks in advance so everyone knows there's a wedding.

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2. You get to look like an ethereal Indian princess/prince.

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3. And star in your own fairytale.

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4. Your lehenga weighs half your body weight but you get to be seated for almost the whole ceremony.

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5. Your hands transform into a temporary work of art.

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6. Or any exposed surface really.

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7. You get to watch all your loved ones awkwardly put on a show for you.

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8. There are so many ceremonies that you don't have to pick just one wedding dress.

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9. That's 3-5 days of acting out all your favourite Pinterest boards.

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10. The groom enters on a white horse. Literally like Prince freaking Charming.

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11. The regal groom can also choose to make a grand entrance on an elephant.

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12. Or in fancy cars holding SWORDS!

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If you need a sword at any point in your wedding, you're doing it wrong.

13. The rest of his entourage can travel in desi pimped out party buses.

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"F9NCY"

14. The bride waits in all her wedding regalia while the groom's side tears up the dance floor outside.

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15. Dressed in wedding finery and armed with their own band baaja, the groom's family dances to the venue to meet the bride.

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16. Your dad doesn't walk you down the aisle, your entire extended family does.

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17. Everyone can get as dressed up as they want and no one wears white.

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18. And the tiny fashion quotient is off the charts.

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19. Indian weddings are all about the food.

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20. The two families even exchange foodie hampers to facilitate the right kind of love.

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21. The wedding altar is almost as beautiful as the bride.

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22. You get to watch all your old uncles and aunties get way too turnt and walk in shame the next day.

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23. Getting married is a big change so about 50 people cry only because you are moving houses.

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24. But you're about start a new life and you get to call this whole crazy mini-festival your wedding day.

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