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    20 Ways Danny Tanner Ruined Your Relationship With Your Dad

    He's a lean, mean, hugging machine.

    1. Danny always did his own (obsessive) ironing and cleaning instead of making his kids do it.

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    2. Danny laughed at all jokes instead of replying with grunts like your dad.

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    3. DT tolerated his kids' annoying friends instead of branding them a "bad influence" and telling you to stay away.

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    4. He taught his kids comebacks for real-life situations instead of telling them to stop being sassy.

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    5. Your life wasn't made a thousand times more interesting because your dad never had an evil twin.

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    6. He wholeheartedly participated in his daughters' interests and hobbies instead of just showing up for the performances.

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    7. His dad dance was more dad than any dad could ever manage.

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    8. He tried to keep his eavesdropping and meddling on the DL instead of just busting in their room.

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    9. Danny wouldn't freak out when they went to him with dating problems and gave some legit good advice too.

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    10. HE HAD HIS OWN TV SHOW and your dad just had a boring job in a bank or something.

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    11. "Dad, I'm bored" is something they never had to say in the Tanner household.

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    12. He was content with his kids doing the best they could and didn't obsessively push them to overachieve.

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    13. He obsessively documented all his kids' childhoods so they didn't just have to rely on stories that may have been made up.

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    14. He had a choir to sing lullabies instead of just telling them to go the fuck to sleep.

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    15. Danny would personally solve all his daughters' issues before they went to bed that day.

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    Including Jimmy Fallon's.

    16. Dan's zest for life is unmatched.

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    17. Your dad doted on you but never as much as Danny Tanner.

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    18. He always went above and beyond caring about the girls' schoolwork.

    19. He went above and beyond with everything really.

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    20. But most importantly, he taught his kids to do anything they want to do, as long as they weren't hurting anybody.

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