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1. Dating me is like being in a Rickshaw on a potholed road - one helluva ride!
2. I'd stand in an Adhar Card line for you.
3. I'll go through the entire works of Sajid Khan for you.
4. My ex was just an Item Number, you're the main lead!
5. You're soo hot. I bet you reject more people than any Rickshaw Wallah.
6. I'm a builder
7. Tu jaanti nahin, mera baap kaun hai!
8. I've never had to 'Ask The Sexpert'
9. I can do entries at Exo/Tote/Tryst.
10. You're a Salman fan? I love SRK! I've always wanted to have mixed race babies.
11. Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.
12. I could spend the rest of my life driving around, blasting Yo Yo Honey Singh with you.
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