This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 23, 2013Weekends In Your Late 20s, As Told By The Golden GirlsHow did I suddenly become old?by Nicole AragiCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail When I was 21, someone would mention going out on a Friday and I'd be like... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But now I'm all... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Friday rolls around, I put on my sweats, pour some red wine and bang out some Candy Crush for a couple hours. But then I run out of lives. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So I decide to check facebook and see what everyone is up to. But every status I read, I'm just like... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ryan Gosling on TV? Don't mind if I do... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Catch a little Teen Mom, listen to Leah say, "Me and Jeremy is..." for the fifth time and scream at the TV... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So Saturday my friends suggest drinks and I'm like...FINE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But as soon as a techno song comes on, college bitches go crazy and I'm just standing there... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I just wanna go up to one of them, so young and so full of life, and be like... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Instead I just end up standing in the middle of the dancefloor staring at them... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So I slide up to the bar and check out the guy situation... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Start pounding shots of tequila... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Throw in a shot or two of Goldschlager and I'm back out there... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fast forward to 2 am... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I end up crying myself to sleep... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And the next morning without fail... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So the next time my friend suggests we go out on the weekend... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Because just the thought of going to the club... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF