Everyday I'm froyo-ing.
I just can't. Is this what lobsters feel like right before they die?
Facebook is a lying little hoe.
How did I suddenly become old?
I mean they should probably just change the name to Mad Women.
Because no man will ever be Noah Calhoun.
She knew he was trouble when he washed in.
Let's face it. No matter how many diamonds you throw up, you'll never be as cool as Hov.