Last week, Taylor Swift bought a $17 million mansion in Westerly, Rhode Island's bourgie Watch Hill neighborhood. (Formerly of Conan O'Brien notoriety) And people could not stop talking about it. Then a dead shark washed up on the beach.
This is the house. Impressive, I give you that.
This is the Shark. Game over, Tay Tay.
Let's do a quick side by side comparison...
Yep. Shark wins.
This basking shark gets his name from basking in the glory of his victory. Nothing beats a dead shark, Taylor. Nothing.