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    10 Things Jay-Z Can Do That You Can't

    Let's face it. No matter how many diamonds you throw up, you'll never be as cool as Hov.

    10. Marry Beyoncé.

    9. Hang out with this many awesome kids.

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    Even his kid friends are cooler than you. They live really, really hard knock lives, and they still get to sing in front of Bentleys.

    8. Trick millions of people into buying his "last album."

    7. Name his daughter Blue Ivy

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    In 2007, he very clearly told me and the rest of the world that if he had a daughter he was going to call her Brooklyn Carter. At 0:37 this crowd knows what’s up. You lied, HOV. Again.

    6. Sing a song with a former member of N Sync and not lose any street cred.

    5. Rent a hospital ward.

    Or buy it. Or whatever he did.

    4. Own 20% of everything in Brooklyn.

    3. Take something from New Jersey and make it successful.

    2. Make hipsters like basketball.

    1. Kick it with his homies. When his homies are these people.