10 Things Jay-Z Can Do That You Can't
Let's face it. No matter how many diamonds you throw up, you'll never be as cool as Hov.
10. Marry Beyoncé.
9. Hang out with this many awesome kids.
8. Trick millions of people into buying his "last album."
7. Name his daughter Blue Ivy
6. Sing a song with a former member of N Sync and not lose any street cred.
5. Rent a hospital ward.
Or buy it. Or whatever he did.