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We Know How Much Like Tom Haverford From "Parks And Rec" You Are

"Love fades away, but things? Things are forever."

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    You were born in Bennettsville, South Carolina
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    You're the founder of Rent-A-Swag
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    You have a "Dunzo" list
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    You have an "Oh No No's" list
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    You're a gold-digger-digger
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    You've uttered the phrase, "Sometimes you've got to work a little, so you can ball a lot."
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    You're good friends with someone named Jean-Ralphio
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    Your usual bedtime routine consists of Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram (repeat)
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    You call cakes "big ass cookies"
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    You call noodles "long ass rice"
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    You call eggs "pre-birds or future birds"
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    You call tortillas "bean blankets"
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    You call fried chicken "fry-fry chicky-chick"
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    You call forks "food rakes"
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    You call call sandwiches "sammies," "sandoozles," or "Adam Sandlers"
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    You consider yourself a party scientist
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    Zerts are what you call desserts
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    One of your life goals is to be a best man at a wedding
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    Your robot vacuum is called DJ Roomba
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    Your favorite movie is Love Don’t Cost a Thing with Nick Cannon
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    Your favorite musical artist is Ginuwine
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    You have never taken the high road, but you tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for you on the low road
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    You think Twilight is dope
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    Every song you download has to pass a series or rigorous tests to answer one simple question: "Is it a banger?"
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    You love to treat yo' self.

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