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We Know How Much Like Tom Haverford From "Parks And Rec" You Are

"Love fades away, but things? Things are forever."

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    You were born in Bennettsville, South Carolina
    You're the founder of Rent-A-Swag
    You have a "Dunzo" list
    You have an "Oh No No's" list
    You're a gold-digger-digger
    You've uttered the phrase, "Sometimes you've got to work a little, so you can ball a lot."
    You're good friends with someone named Jean-Ralphio
    Your usual bedtime routine consists of Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram (repeat)
    You call cakes "big ass cookies"
    You call noodles "long ass rice"
    You call eggs "pre-birds or future birds"
    You call tortillas "bean blankets"
    You call fried chicken "fry-fry chicky-chick"
    You call forks "food rakes"
    You call call sandwiches "sammies," "sandoozles," or "Adam Sandlers"
    You consider yourself a party scientist
    Zerts are what you call desserts
    One of your life goals is to be a best man at a wedding
    Your robot vacuum is called DJ Roomba
    Your favorite movie is Love Don’t Cost a Thing with Nick Cannon
    Your favorite musical artist is Ginuwine
    You have never taken the high road, but you tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for you on the low road
    You think Twilight is dope
    Every song you download has to pass a series or rigorous tests to answer one simple question: "Is it a banger?"
    You love to treat yo' self.

We Know How Much Like Tom Haverford From "Parks And Rec" You Are

We are dunzo.

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You're sort of like Tom — everywhere you go, you're walking on red carpet!

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WARNING! High level of swagger coming through. You ARE Tom Haverford!

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