You were born in Bennettsville, South CarolinaYou're the founder of Rent-A-SwagYou have a "Dunzo" listYou have an "Oh No No's" listYou're a gold-digger-diggerYou've uttered the phrase, "Sometimes you've got to work a little, so you can ball a lot."You're good friends with someone named Jean-RalphioYour usual bedtime routine consists of Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram (repeat)You call cakes "big ass cookies"You call noodles "long ass rice"You call eggs "pre-birds or future birds"You call tortillas "bean blankets"You call fried chicken "fry-fry chicky-chick"You call forks "food rakes"You call call sandwiches "sammies," "sandoozles," or "Adam Sandlers"You consider yourself a party scientistZerts are what you call dessertsOne of your life goals is to be a best man at a weddingYour robot vacuum is called DJ RoombaYour favorite movie is Love Don’t Cost a Thing with Nick CannonYour favorite musical artist is GinuwineYou have never taken the high road, but you tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for you on the low roadYou think Twilight is dopeEvery song you download has to pass a series or rigorous tests to answer one simple question: "Is it a banger?"You love to treat yo' self.
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