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Can You Guess Whether Captain Holt Said It Or Not?

How well do you know the Captain?

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  1. "I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal."

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    Yup, Captain Holt actually uttered these words in the episode, "The Road Trip".

  2. "So much time with your ear to the pavement, it's a pity a truck hasn't run over your head."

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    OUCH! Captain Holt says this to Deputy Chief Wuntch in the episode, "The Mole".

  3. "I once gave my aunt a jaywalking ticket and things really deteriorated between us."

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    We wouldn't be too surprised in Captain Holt did this, but Amy recounts the moment to Jake in the episode, "The Jimmy Jab Games".

  4. "Huh. Meat from the street. Sounds like a fun treat. Hah. I'm a poet and... I didn't even know I was rhyming those words. But it happened anyway."

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    Surprise, surprise! Captain Holt says this in the episode, "Payback".

  5. "Well, some say Latin is a dead language, but I say it's just taking a long nap."

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    Amy says this in the episode, "The Chopper".

  6. "Look how cool and illegible his handwriting is. Oh, I wish I could be that free. But you know me, ever the calligrapher."

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    Charles said this in the episode, "Sabotage".

  7. "When I was seven, I used to sneak into my father's office to see his collection of antique globes."

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    Ah, typical Ray! Captain Holt said this to Terry in the episode, "Undercover".

  8. "If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb."

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    Gina says this in the episode, "Det. Dave Majors".

  9. "You probably can't tell but I'm flexing my brain like crazy right now."

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    Terry says this in the episode, "Captain Peralta".

  10. "The futility of lighting candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason I find children's birthday parties impractical."

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    He said it AND HE MEANT IT in the episode, "Beach House".

Can You Guess Whether Captain Holt Said It Or Not?

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