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Guys, We Need To Talk About Minions And Their Private Parts

Warning: Minion genitals — or lack thereof — ahead.

This is a Minion butt.

SEEEEEEEE!!!!

SOOOOOO many Minion butts!! 👀

But have you ever stopped to wonder if they have genitalia?

Because I think about it way more than I should, and, by the looks of it, so do people on Twitter.

Like, do they use the restroom???

And how does the whole reproduction thing work?

Basically, 👏 PEOPLE👏 WANT 👏 ANSWERS!!!!

So I cracked open a Nancy Drew book, did a little digging on the ol' interweb, and what I found shocked me to my core.

CLICK. IF. YOU. DARE. You've been warned.

FEAST YOUR LIL' EYES ON THIS NUDE MINION THAT APPEARS TO HAVE NO VISIBLE GENITALIA!

LOOK. AT. IT. LOOK AT ITS BARE BODY!!!! DO YOU SEE GENITALIA? BECAUSE I SURE DON'T!

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TBH, I still don't know whether or not Minions have genitals. I don't see any, but that doesn't mean they're non-existent. They could be located somewhere else!